• me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via fake-mermaid)

"No, fuck you. I was worth it."

and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via missinyouiskillingme)

(via wavydude)

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Source: andrewbelami, via fake-mermaid)